Please Don’t Run
I’m not really one to brag I guess… But you can’t really beat me. I don’t know why people try honestly. The One-Punch name isn’t a joke. But I don’t really want you guys to just forfeit because that would be really boring. I’m glad my name hasn’t gotten out there so that people still give me something to do. Otherwise they would just avoid me. It already gets lonely out here. But uh, hey you. If you’re reading this don’t be scared. I will go easy on you. I might even let you win. You can say you beat One-Punch Man. Please don’t run away I really want to fight someone. I mean its not a real fight like I’m just gonna dodge everything but it might be fun to let you land one. I don’t like the grappling thing though so if you’re big into that I don’t think we’re a great fit. Good luck out there with your other opponents though.